Real post coming soon...

Ok, so I spent the entire evening video chatting with my mom and brother, which means I haven't had any time to post a blog, unfortunately. I promise I'll post as we get settled in Berlin on the 1st recounting our day on horseback yesterday and the pain the followed. Be patient and good things will come.

To summarize, we leave France with no regrets. We have visited huge cities and petit villages, crossed mountains, valleys, rivers, oceans, vinyards, and apple, pear, peach and cherry orchards. We have traveled by high-speed train, slow minicar, and horse. We have eaten our way through at least four different distinct schools of cuisine, and will return gratefully to the country where 24 fitness was invented.

In short, we look forward to seeing you all in the good old U.S. of A. More from Berlin...

Avignon 28 May-To Find a Car

As you may recall for Jess' birthday I gave her a horseback riding session, and as you also may recall the Feast of Asencion also happened on that day and in France, the feast took precedence. The week started out with us trying to find a suitable horseback riding place. We found one in the Mont Ventoux area, a world heritage site because it encompases all of the terrain that can be found in Europe--ranging from grasslands and riverin areas to arctic tundra above treeline. Everything seemed simple, make reservations and simply show up. reservations not so hard? showing up, much more difficult. This morning we set out to get a car after finding out that public transport would leave us over 6 km from our destination. Normally ~4miles wouldn't be so bad but 4 miles before and 4 miles after spending 6+ hours on a horse is not something we relish. Thus begain the trial of finding a rental car.

First stop the Avignon Centre Train Station where as the Lonely Planet guide puts it "all rental car companies are located and well marked." Anyone who has ever used a Lonely Planet knows the books are out of dqte the minute they are printed. the only one there was Avis and the young female attendant stated that "we have nothing." After taking a ten-minute shuttle to the main TGV station the next 5 companies told us the same. Why on earth, you might ask, would all the rental companies be out of cars? "c'est une, how you say? holiday religouse. funny that sounds familiar. For a country that stresses La laïcité or complete seperation of church and state it seems interesting that catholisism shuts France down more than car bombs shut down Baghdad. Anyway, long story short at about 5:15 we found a company that had a car if we could get there by 6. Everyone in the states is familiar with rush hour, now add a medeival walled city and see what you get. Our taxi driver was a true pro not only did he get to the rental place with 5 min to spare he did it while discussing American domestic policy.

Our driver was under the impression that people were dropping dead on the sides of the streets--no hyperbole--because of the lack of general health insuarance. Jess and I did our best to assuage his thoughts on this mater. Anywho we got the cqr and after a hair-raising drive back to the hostel we got the car. My butt hurts pre-emptively for the 6+ hour horseback ride tommorow.

A pear-fect day

Our hostel is on the Île de Barthelasse, an island in the Rhône river that is larger than the entire city of Avignon. Strangely, our guidebook has nothing to say about the island, or what can be found on it besides our hostel. This piqued my curiosity immediately, and when yesterday dawned overcast and without the usual oppressive heat, we decided to take the day and go exploring. Walker stocked his day pack with water, crackers, and Rondelé (which is embarassingly cheap here) and we set off along the water, heading vaguely northward. We eventually merged onto a bike trail, which we lost and found several times, though we weren't making any real effort to stay on it. After an hour or so, we decided to cut across the island toward the other branch of the river. Having neither map nor compass, it was not apparent to us at the time that we'd chosen the widest part of the island as our crossing point. As the sun started to peek out from behind the clouds that we'd known were too good to last, we wandered through several dozen hectares of apple and pear orchards, marvelling at the picturesque scenery.

After wanding in this aimless fashion for some time, Walker spotted a sign for a distillery. Needless to say, we changed course immediately. Another half hour brought us to the site, where a Frenchman napping under a pear tree told us the tasting room would open in under an hour. The sun was out in force by that point, so Walker and I found a spot under a tree and tucked in to our meager lunch. As the designated time approached, we headed back to the building, only to have the formerly sleeping arborist wave us toward the orchard, muttering incomprehensibly. I asked him to repeat himself, and he did, louder and even less decipherable, shooing us impatiently into the trees. Walker and I obendiantly wandered into the orchard, silently wondering which direction the axe murderer was most likely to come from, when Walker spotted that which we were supposed to be looking at. Strapped to the trees in twos and threes were bottles with pears growing in them!

Some were barely the size of a fingernail, while others were larger than golf balls, but all of them were growing merrily in glass bottles of all shapes and sizes. We explored and took several photos before heading to the tasting building, where we met the owner--a short, dark-haired man in work clothes who opened up immediately when it became apparent that we wanted to know the processes behind the products. We sampled l'eau de vie ("the water of life," indeed), which is made by fermenting fruit--like we do when making cider--and then distilling that fermentation like a whiskey mash. The result is a clear, aromatic liquid lightly flavored by the fruit it was made from. Not that the process is confined to fruit. The distillery also makes eau de vie from beer and absinthe. The French seem to be inordinately fond of sweet beverages, and we sampled several prime examples, including crème de peche (an alcoholic syrup that would taste amazing on vanilla ice cream) and the local appertif: Pastis, an anise-flavored liqueur that you dilute heavily with water.
All of this sampling (and more, I'm pleased to say) took place alongside "spirited" conversation ranging over topics as diverse as American fraternity drinking habits, water pollution in the Middle East, and the possibility of humans eventually living in other solar systems--an idea our host embraced wholeheartedly, pointing out that our own sun is scheduled to blow up in just a few million years.

It was a trip-completing experience for me. This is why I came to France: to wander sideroads among sprawling orchards, taste fine local produits, and argue educational reform in French. Come what may, I count this trip a success as of now.

Avignon

So despite the bizarre circumstances surrounding my birthday, it was a good one. We ran around town frantically trying to stock up on food before the market closed at noon, and got a tasty strawberry crème cake decorated with music notes. Then we wandered around the north part of Bayeux all afternoon and spent the evening playing poker at our hotel eating apple and cheese sandwiches. All things considered, a very satisfying day.

As evident from the title of this entry, we decided to head to Provence first rather than Burgundy. We had intended to come here only if we had time after Burgundy, but every French person we talked to said that Provence was their favorite part of France. The TGV (an acronym which translate to "train of great speed") got us for one end of the country to the opposite in only 5 hours. Crazy. We're staying at a hostel attached to a campground on an island in the river here. Centre ville Avignon is a medeival walled city, complete with castle, and thr view from our island is beautiful. The plan for now is to spend a couple days here, maybe try to go horseback riding, and then head into the mountains for a few more days to hike.



And now for the photos I've been promising...

Bayeux

Ok, we're out of Paris and into Normandy. We escaped the squalor of our Paris hostel (where at least one person had to be carted away in an ambulance for alcohol poisoning) and moved ourselves into a hotel in Bayeux, since the only hostel in town is full. Glory of all glories, we have a shower I'm not afraid to use!
I have to say, this trip isn't at all what I was expecting. After my last rambling voyage, this seems so tame that I'm--well, quite frankly, I'm bored. I'm loving the time with Walker, and the escape from obligation is relieving, but there's no sense of adventure or discovery. I guess I never thought about what we would do after we'd had crèpes in the cafés and admired the scenery. It's like being in a painting. You can see the picturesque images all around you, but you can't ever touch it or be a part of it.
That being said, we made a bit of our own adventure by attempting what should have been an easy 3km hike to an orchard and cidèrie, but instead ended up in a pasture with the biggest cows I've ever seen. Like Ford Explorer big. And not particularly thrilled to see us. We hiked back along the road rather than climb over fences and through nettles again.
Yesterday, we rented a car and drove to Mont St. Michel, a town and castle/monestary built on an island. It would be considered an architectural miracle today, and 1300 years ago it was what the Europeans thought heaven looked like. It is inaccessible at high tide, and it looks like you have to drive through the kingdom of Catan to get there. Whoever owns the nearest sheep port is making bank... I know I promised photos at this point, but the internet here is slower than most places in Morocco, so you'll have to wait a bit longer, désolé.

Well, today is my birthday. As with France, I hadn't considered the immediate future beyond 21. Obviously I knew I'd turn 22, but I just hadn't though of the birthday itself passing. Walker surprised me this morning by offering to take me horseback riding along the beach, which made me super excited. Then when we went to rent a car to go to the stables a few towns over, the car place was closed, so we walked to the next one. Also closed. We began noticing that everything was closed. Turns out today is the Catholic Feast of Ascenscion--in other words, the entire country of France closes down. So no horseback riding, though we did manage to get enough food for luch and dinner before the supermarket closed early. Our bedroom looks like a Y2K shelter. We did manage to get a cake, which is great since I didn't have one last year. We plan on spending the rest of the day alternately walking around town, reading, and doing crossword puzzles. As for the Catholics, let them--actually, nevermind. No cake for them.

16Mai - Versaille

Well dear readers I think thus far you have heard only from Jess, but I am here too. Yesterday we headed out to the Chateau Versaille. I can't remember if Jess posted about this already or not, but Eliot and Melisa Snyder gave us their four-day Museum passes which got Jess and I into, well all of the big museums for free. These passes let us skip all the long lines and just walk in, supper swell and big ups to the Snyders for hooking us up.

The approach to the Chateau is up a long wood-lined boulevard and then across a cobble-paved square to the gold plated gates. While the exterior is nice it is not quite as impressive as the Louvre just generally a sentiment of "well that used to be nice" it was a lot smaller than I was anticipating. What we could see of the Chateau was coated in gold. No wonder France was broke prior to the revolution all its money went to gold chandelliers and silly life styles. After a tour of the grounds Jess and I rented a small rowboat and cruised around the Grand Canal. We passed a nested pair of swans aggressively defending their territory. They snapped at everything within about ten feet of the nest to drive it away but were still beautiful. On the way back to the dock we saw a boat with four teenagers in it flailing wildly with their oars unable to build up much speed. They had one lad on each oar and were not really sure what they were doing. Whether deliberately or by accident I could not see, but somehow they blundered into a line of ducks--a mother and a trail of fledgelings--and flipped one of the little ones. The poor thing was unable to turn over and while Jess pulled it out as soon as we could navigate close enough it died in her arms shortly after. The youths, out of ignorance or callousness, laugh as they paddled away. So much for the innocence of youth.

It started to rain as we headed back towards the Chateau, and while the fountains had been turned on the day was quite bleak due to the duck incedent. It did get better but I'm sick of navigating this keyboard so I will finish this day later.

Ketchup

Ok, so if I've been a little behind with posting our day-to-day activities, it's because Paris is very time-consuming. Friday we went to that museum of museums, the one all the little galleries want to be when they grow up: the Louvre. It can be described in one word: BIG. I was reminded of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's entry on space: "[the Louvre] is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mindbogglingly big it is." You really don't get an impression of how big it is, even as it looms four stories above you, and you realize there are two more stories underground. We're talking over 1.3 million square feet of paintings, sculptures, natural history relics, and a fully reconstructed medieval fortress that takes up only part of the double-basement.

It was another gray and rainy day in Paris, as it has been every day since our arrival. I should be noted at this point that while Walker and I both brought our wool coats, but neither of us remembered to grab a rain slicker or even aa hat. It's been a very wet five days. Thankfully, we haven't had to wait in line for more that five minutes since our tenure in the rain at the Musee d'Orsay, thanks to the generosity of Eliot and Melisa, who kindly gave us their 4-day museum passes when they left for Heidleberg. This means we've gotten to jump hundreds of yards of lines to get into the Louvre, Notre Dame, and many more. They're going to get one hell of a fruit basket from me when we get home.

Anyway, we saw the Mona Lisa, the Venus de Milo, Victory on the Barricade, and all the other really big names. That being said, I found that I preferred the Musee d'Orsay! At the Louvre, each wall would have three or more rows of 12+ foot tall paintings, the one on top hung so high you couldn't make it out even standing against the opposite wall. It was all just so overwhelming that I didn't feel connected to the art at all.

After four hours or so, Walker and I bid farewell to the masters and headed back to the hostel to rest for a bit. Rest had me bored soon, so Walker and I decided to exlore our little neighborhood and ended up walking a few miles to the Hotel des Invalides, where we rested in the little garden before turning around to find a grocery store before they all closed. We threw together some delicious grilled chicken with cilantro and garlic and then managed to grab at least a little sleep before our drunken dormmate stumbled in and turned on all the lights.

Man, we are so high right now...

Ok, not really, but I was composing this in my head while we were atop the Eiffle Tower, and it was true then! But let me start from the beginning... It was a gray, rainy day in Paris yesterday (and today, for that matter) and we decided to spend it in the Musee d'Orsay, which is the best museum I've ever visited. It's housed in an old train statioin, and baby, let me tell you--if train stations still looked like that, I'd pay extra and take the Amtrak. We saw Renoirs, Manets, Monets, Rodins, and dozens of others. Sculptures dominate the great room that was once the main station, each unique and masterfully crafted in a different style. We spent over three hours there, and saw every room we wanted to see.

If there's one think the French have taught me on this trip, it's that "security" is just a word. Walker and I--being intelligent, prepared travelers--took a day pack with us in our trek around town yesterday. When we got to the Musee and realized that they were checking bags and had metal detectors, we quickly calculated that between the two of us we had six knives! Needless to say, we freaked out a bit and began devising places to hide them, as they were just searching bags by hand. We did a pretty good job at it, but needn't have bothered as the guards didn't even glance inside. We encountered the same thing at the Eiffle tower. A huge guard yelled at everyone to open our bags, and then didn't even look inside, but simply passed them to us on the other side of the metal detector. Instead of catching our two Leathermans, three folding knives, six inch picnic knife, and a corkscrew/knife combination, the guards stopped a guy who wass trying to sneak a mini bottle of wine up the tower to toast with his wife. Vive la France, indeed.

We elected to ride the series of glass elevators up to the very top of the Eiffle tower and boy, is that high! We had someone take our picture, and then in return took pictures of no fewer than three other couples (Swedish, American, and Indian) while admiring the scenery. They have a bank of flags at the top of the tower, showing how far it is to the capital of every country in the world from the Champs de Mars, and it was over 6000km to Washington D.C. alone.

After La Tour Eiffle, we met Walker's old boss, Eliot for dinner. We had our first sidewalk cafe experience, which included baguettes, spicy Dijon mustard, barely-seared steak with Bolognaise sauce, excellent local wine and espresso. I love how slowly the French eat! The waiter was a stereotype of himself, wearing all black with a towel over one arm and always courteous. None of that "hi-my-name-is-Stacy-I'll-be-your-server-today-can-I-get-you-started-with-a-drink" stuff. We spent over 2 hours eating our exquisite meal and watching people walk home through the rain.

After leaving Eliot and taking the Metro back to the hostel, Walker and I settled ourselves in the bar attached to the building for a beer. Much like the hostel itself, the beer was predicatably terrible, but enticingly cheap. It didn't take long to become embroiled in conversation with two 30-something French natives--Annai and Vincent--who pulled out a map without prompting and proceeded to give us copious advice on where we should go while we are here. The flood of suggestions ended in a very fast French bickering match over which heighborhood was the most Paresian and has the best cafes. Walker and I decided to cash in and hit the sack, and before leaving the bar I got to check another first off my life list: my first French two-cheek kiss. Comment magnifique.

Finally, for those of you who only wanted to look at the blog for the pictures, I apologize, because I've been unable to post any. The internet in our hostel is free, but the computer has no usb port! I can promise, however, that I will come back and retroactively post some photos when we get to Normandie in a few days.

Baby Steps

Well, after an excruciatingly long series of flights, we are finally in Paris! We laid over in Berlin for about six hours, during which time we surprised my friend Ingo (who some of you will recall I stayed with for 10 days in Berlin on my last trip). Much bear-hugging ensued, and Walker got to try a doner kebap and see several sights I'd told him about before we headed to the next airport. Neither of us was able to sleep on our transatlantic flight, so we're both exhausted right now. Not so exhausted that we didn't have the energy to find a cheap dinner--Italian, which sound silly our first night in France, but it was cheap and close--and delicious! The patron selected an excellent wine I'd never heard of in lieu of the Beaujolais we attempted to order, and our mystery-meat pizza was phenominal! We topped it all off with a sweet banana and strawberry crepe. Fat, happy, and tired, we're headed to bed now, but wanted to drop a line to our friends and family first. More tomorrow!

J